there’s a whole culture of mostly white women whose entire personality is “Don’t talk to me before I’ve had my coffee or ill kill you” and a barista’s job is to deal with those people before they’ve had their coffee
Getting married is widely considered to be the second most significant bond two people can engage in. The most significant, of course, is being Tumblr mutuals
“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted
a fire station near me has a sign that says sumn like “gay pride is our favourite sin! also check your fire alarms” and i had to stare at for like half a minute before realising they in fact meant the sin of pride and weren’t being some bizzare breed of homophobic
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